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lezzy 4 lizzy

lezzy 4 lizzy

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brandos:

Elvin: Sorry, Mrs. Huxtable, I didn’t know you did that kind of thing.
Clair: What kind of thing?
Elvin: Serve.
Clair: Serve? Serve whom?
Elvin: Serve him. [referring to Cliff]
Clair: Ohhh, serve him? As in serve my man?

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Summertime Sadness- Lana Del Ray

I love everything Lizzy Caplan chooses to be.

I love everything Lizzy Caplan chooses to be.

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Stana Katic sings “Dream a Little Dream of Me” (x)

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One Direction on fanfictions being written about them

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I have to pee so bad, but I’m scared of everything and the hallway is dark and I’ll just wet my bet it’s fine.

There are people out there eating other peoples’ faces y’all! In my state! So who cares about a little mattress urine honestly.

me re: cleaning. My grandma and cousin are coming over and I hate everything. You know in movies where someone is getting married and they don’t want to invite a certain awful relative to their wedding because it’s “their special day!!!!!” and then Hugh Grant shows up at some point probably and the best friends get married or something? And then I think that character is a little shit because you should invite your family to things because you share the same blood and DNA which seems like a dumb reason to be attached to someone on a science level but not on a society/feelings level. Well this is kind of like that except the wedding is my graduation and this time I’m the little shit complaining that this is my special day!!!!! and desperately wishing my redneck relatives weren’t coming. Or maybe I just really don’t want to clean my bathroom.

me re: cleaning.

My grandma and cousin are coming over and I hate everything. You know in movies where someone is getting married and they don’t want to invite a certain awful relative to their wedding because it’s “their special day!!!!!” and then Hugh Grant shows up at some point probably and the best friends get married or something? And then I think that character is a little shit because you should invite your family to things because you share the same blood and DNA which seems like a dumb reason to be attached to someone on a science level but not on a society/feelings level. Well this is kind of like that except the wedding is my graduation and this time I’m the little shit complaining that this is my special day!!!!! and desperately wishing my redneck relatives weren’t coming.

Or maybe I just really don’t want to clean my bathroom.

Y’all got on this boat for different reasons, but y’all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people… better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin’.

Y’all got on this boat for different reasons, but y’all come to the same place. So now I’m asking more of you than I have before. Maybe all. Sure as I know anything, I know this - they will try again. Maybe on another world, maybe on this very ground swept clean. A year from now, ten? They’ll swing back to the belief that they can make people… better. And I do not hold to that. So no more runnin’.